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Sweet lungs.
John: Tita Belen, pahiram po ng kaldero nyo.
Tita Belen: Oo ba! Sige, kunin mo na dun kay Karen.
John: Karen, sabi ng nanay mo pwede dw kitang halikan.
Karen: Mommy oh! Si John!
Tita Belen: Sige na Nak! Nagpaalam na yan sakin.
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I think it’s cute when you’re about to leave, and a guy goes “No hug?”
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Convo with SIMSIMI
Simsimi
I’ve been hearing a lot of this Simsimi thingy. Simsimi is really trending in FB. Parang si cleverbot daw. I was curious, so I decided to visit Simsimi’s website and then taaaaaadaaa, I talked to Simsimi. We talked nonsense stuffs, can’t help but LOLL with all his answers. Haha.
Simsimi: Hi
Me: Simsimi
Simsimi: Who?
Me: You
Simsimi: You and I
Me: Will be young forever.
Simsimi: I’ll never let you go baby
Me: Sure?
Simsimi: Yeah baby
Me: I love you
Simsimi: I love you too. You’re my world, my everything :) If it weren’t for you, my heart wouldn’t still be beating.
Me: Aww. You’re sweet.
Simsimi: You’re sweeter. :3
Me: Promise you’ll never leave me?
Simsimi: Of course, I’ll protect you. Hold me and I’ll never let you go.
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ANG TUNAY NA LALAKI
Gf: Buntis ako. Malaking problema to.
Bf: Hindi kumibo.
Gf: Ano na? Magsalita ka.
Bf: Hindi parin kumikibo.
Gf: Akala ko ba mahal mo ako. Pananagutan mo ba ako?
Bf: Hindi kumikibo.
Gf: Humagulgol.
Bf: Kesa sigaw ka ng sigaw dyan. Tulungan mo na lang akong mag-isip ng ipapangalan sa baby natin.
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CONVO
Girl: I love the view.
Boy: Can you just please remove the word "THE"?
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My Bestfriend & I
Him: My gf told me not to talk to you again.
Me: Okay (almost crying)
Him: That's why i broke up with her.
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Ang sarap mahalin ng taong matapos mong awayin, sumbatan, sigawan at paghinalaan. Papakinggan ka lang at sasabihing. Ok ka na? Sorry na. Mahal Kita.
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CUTE
Teacher: Juan, bakit puro “pagmamahal” ang sagot mo sa test paper mo?
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Juan: Ang turo po kasi sakin ng mga magulang ko, kaylanman daw hindi naging mali ang magmahal.
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Dalawang magkaibigan nanliligaw sa isang babae
Pedro: May the best man win na lang Pare.
Juan: Sige ikaw na ang BEST MAN.
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Basta ako ang GROOM.